- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

Ring Ring Hello? Click

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

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