- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

Cheese

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

Balls

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

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