- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

whats my name? Matt

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

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