- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

Hail Hitler

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

I put my baby in a microwave.

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

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