Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

whats small and sexually confused? YOu

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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