- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

Tony Romo

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

69...you know how awkward this is now...

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

What's brown and adhesive? A stick

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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