Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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