What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

9 Cats on a boat. One Jumped off, how many left? 8.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there are many theories as to why the aforementioned chicken crossed the aforementioned road. The most plausible is that the chicken was wandering around, when it came upon a road. Being a chicken, it did not know the dangers of crossing it, and proceeded to.

A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Actually, violets are violet

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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