why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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