- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

I am dyslexic

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

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