- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

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Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

person 1: wanna hear a knock knock joke? Person 2: sure! Person 1: okay you start person 2: knock knock Person 1: who's there?

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