- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

A duck walks ino a bar...... fck this sht im going to candy land.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

Robin, get in the car, please.

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

Abortion.

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Sonplaying with Jo-Jo: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

William wright is Gay

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