what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

Your Mom

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

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