- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

Who wants $300? Me too.

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

If the 49ers won the superbowl

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

sweating like antoni with a girl

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

I was once a hamster.

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

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