what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

Who wants $300? Me too.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

If the 49ers won the superbowl

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

sweating like antoni with a girl

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

I was once a hamster.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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