- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

you dint have to be a jew matt

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

Womens rights

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

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