Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

whats funnier than 24? 25

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

Dyslexics have more nuf!

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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