American: Nice cowboy hat Australian: hahahahahaha American: What's so funny? Australian: You're so incompetent... American: What does incompetent mean? Australian: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/78/Trollface.svg/200px-Trollface.svg.png

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Why did the chicken cross the road. He didn't, this joke gets old really fast

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a beanch can support a family

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Why did the man die in a car crash? Answer: He was not fallowing the traffic laws and therefore risking the life of himself and others. This may have resulted from the possibility that he was under the influence of alcohol, he was under the influence of drugs, he was emotionally unstable from a bread up, he was emotionally unstable from because of an abusive family, he was emotionally unstable from losing his job, he had an abusive childhood, he was emotionally impaired, he was high from lack of oxygen, he wanted to wear a blindfold, he didn't like his car, liked to spin the steering wheel a lot, he thought the gas was the break, or he just didn't like traffic laws.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar, they manage to have a delightful evening, despite their religious differences.

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Roses are red Violets are blue this doesn't rhyme i like trains.

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Wanna know way i don't eat grapes? I hate Grapes.

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What do an elephant, and a banana have in common? Neither one is an ambulance.

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How many babies can you fit in a toilet? To be exact you would have to do all this math, so I tested it out myself and got 7.6.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't. Despite losing her arms in a terrible accident as a child, Suzy persevered to become a renowned gymnast. After several turns as a champion Special Olympian, Suzy retired from sports in order to tour elementary schools as a guest speaker. She inspired thousands of disabled children across North America and was a highly-respected orator. Suzy sadly passed away in 2009 at the age of 62. She is survived by her two lovely daughters, Karen and Michelle.

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Why was the little girl lying on the floor? Because she had no arms or legs.

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Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

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When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

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Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

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What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

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-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

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Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

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Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

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What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

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Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

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Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

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Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

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What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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