- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off and his body was never recovered. Repeat then handled the funeral planning.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.

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If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

Q: What's the best way to get a woman to stalk talking? A: Ask them nicely.

What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

How did the man with no arms or legs cross the street? He didn't.

A random guy walks into your house and says hi. You say SHUTUP

why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

How do you kill a blonde? There are countless ways to complete such a task all of which have infinite variations.

Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

Why did the man die? He got shot!

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

How do you survive a snow storm? Kill yourself

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

Why did suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms... Why couldn't she get back up? -she had no friends

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