Pff, "Axel", you are a fucking amateur, I can convey your fucking message in two lines, and one and a half of those lines would be fucking swearing and insults. I am done with the fucking underground society, it used to be a great place for people to discuss real world matters rather than be blinded by the fucking lies of the media, and yes religion, if you ever worked for me, you know that the fucking bible is a textbook example of every goddamn brain washing technique there is. But if you where ever my allumni, id expect you to use those methods sparringly and only when neccesary. No wonder people consider you a fucking cultist, you use your fucking methods as smoke and mirrors rather than letting "your people" know, and teach them that you just use a bunch of verbal tricks. Mental-ism is not magic, and neither should it be implied to be part of the surreal, while I respect your ideology, you have misused it to acquire power and wealth from those you claim to protect, and while you do convey some good ideals, you are far too arrogant and ignorant for the role you have given yourself. Besides, even if you could protect "your people" as you claim you can, who the fuck is supposed to protect the rest from them?! That is some hard core methods you are abusing "Axel", and you know it, if you claim to be anti religion, then stop using the very same methods they do without teaching people how the methods work first! Moral: Never underestimate me, I enjoy behaving like a jackass, but it does not mean that I am one, as for you, you are a jackass which likes behaving like someone worthy of respect. I am still at the fucking hospital, so if you want some guidelines, speak here, and if you cant send me your contact information so we can chat on a proper phone, I will only have to assume that you are either a coward for not revealing your location to an obviously superior man ...Or... ...that... ...you... Are a fucking coward little bitch that simply keeps on hiding behind the people he claims to protect and shield! Start by admitting that I am far beyond your puny knowledge, and I might throw in a few lines of assistance. Moral 2: You are fucking using horse head network as we speak! I use it for bullshit and "iron manning", you shame the remains of the underground society for using it as means of "encoded messages" and at all!

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A baby walks into a bar, I find that very unlikely as very few baby's can actually walk.

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Chicken

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What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

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A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

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Your mom is so fat, it is unlikely that she will be able to survive the month without experimental liposuction and heart surgery, and even then her outlook is bleak. I am so sorry.

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Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

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2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

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Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

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What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

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What did the heart attack victim say? Call 911, I'm having chest pains. yeah, your anti-jokes are this funny....

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What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

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The mailman saw little Johnny sitting on the side of the street with an old coffee can Mailman: What do you have in that can there? Johnny: dog shit Mailman: what the fuck

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Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

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What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

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The only time your mother was ever considered "hot" was at her cremation.

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What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

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whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

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Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

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Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

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