roses are red. violets are violet...

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Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

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what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

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how do you know Newcastle are losing? its 5 past 3

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What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

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"You two form fours while I get the other one"

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What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

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What is purple and green at the same time? Grapes, I lied about at the same time.

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what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

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What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

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Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

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Knock Knock whose there brian Brian who oh because im chinese you assume my second name is Hu? terribly sorry theres been a misunderstanding, i was asking you surname, i should have been more specific! No it my fault, i dont know why i overreacted my second name is Hu its ok, what can i do for you? is it allright to come in for some noodles? are you paying? only a reasonable price ok then, dont see why not

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What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

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Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

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I'm innocent its all Taggart he's the one instigating.

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what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

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Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Why did the soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

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Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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- Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1? - No.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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