Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

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whats black and white? a zebra

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Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

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tight butthole 4 lyfe.

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Your existance.

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How do u get a clown off of a swing? You hit him with an axe.

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A man comes home from work and finds his wife in bed with his next-door neighbor. Furious, he shouts 'What's the meaning of this?!' And his wife answers 'A pronoun used to identify a specific person or thing close at hand or being indicated or experienced'.

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Boss: Do you know what lazy means? Employer: Yes, adopting a child.

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A black man, a Mexican man, and an Asian man all walked into a bar. They proceeded to have a good time together as they were celebrating their graduation from medical school.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Knock Knock Who's there? I said who's there? The man opens the door to find there was no one there and begins to shake in fear as his schizophrenia is getting worse.

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roses are red violets are blue no one likes raisen bran except your mom

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What do you call a beagle and an eagle mixed together? A beagle.

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How can you shed 10 pounds in one day? Get your legs amputed.

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knock knock whos there ? Jordan Jordan who ? Jordan Walters

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What did the president say after his wife and kids left Him? Im Obama self now

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Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

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What do you call a hard working black man? A hard working black man.

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what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

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what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

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What is the hardest part about rollerblading? Most commonly the balance part.

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How do you drown a blond? Keep her head underwater until her lungs fill with water and her bodily functions stop working.

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Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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