- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is 9 inches long, the same colour as my skin, and makes my girlfriend gag when I shove it down her throat? Her Miscarriage.

you are driving down the highway, if two birds make a bee then how many pies can fly at once? None because I can't read

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hello Carolina, let me lick your vagina.

Hey do you want to hear the joke about my d**k?? I cant tell it because it's to long

What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

Why don't you play uno with Mexicans? Because they collect all the green cards.

yo mama is fat shes fat

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What is worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? 1 dead babies in 10 trees.

what do you call a man with no @ss? d1ckhead

Whats worse than sleeping on a bed of hot coals? Lupus

I died shortly after writing this.

Why black guys are the fasttest runners? Because the slowers are already in prison

A lawyer gets admitted to a bar.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What did the rapist say before the little girl got in the van? Get in the van

Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jill was dehydrated.

whats thin, long and hard? A: a pen is

a black and a mexican are walking down the street, two cops look up to see this and immediately say "shit, this can't be good".

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms; knock knock, Who's There? Not Sally.

What did the man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Oh my goodness! Are you alright?!"

Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It died. Q: Why did the snake fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird. Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?.

What do you call a large group of Apes attacking San Francisco? Well, it isn't called anything but coincidentally there is a movie called Rise of the Planet of the Apes which was released August 5, 2011 starring James Franco and Andy Serkis. -David Bruggen

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