Trolololollolololololololololololololol

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Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? ..He died.

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Two muffins are in the oven, One says "Damn it, so hot in here," The other one says " Wow! Muffin which can talk!"

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Q.What did the anti-joke reader say to the doctor? A-My finger is stuck on the dislike button.

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a girl and a guy rented a hotel room for a night. theyre siblings and stayed up all night watching very classy movies about farm animals and each of them ordered a chocolate cake to eat while watching their fantastic informational film.

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What did winter say to summer? Nothing. Seasons are physically incapable of speaking because they are not living things. They are simply an idea made by humans to explain why the weather changes as the sun spins around the earth.

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Do you know what color comes after 9?

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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2 girls talking to each other: brunette: Christmas is on Friday this year blonde: let's hope its not on Friday the 13th!!!!!

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Did you know Hellen Keller's dog ran away? You would have to if your name was RaAeltraERKAERMaelaefa

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw food on the other side the the farmer was going to chop his head off.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh wait i screwed up, Because of u

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Where does someone who has lost his arm, has a bleeding head, is mentally ill, has strep throat, and lung cancer go? Too late, they died.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

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Cum on guys....gay jokes are mean

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what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a sink? I don't know i forgot to turn the garbage disposal off

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What did the bat say to the human? Nothing because bats make too high of frequency noises for humans to understand

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What's long, hard, and filled with semen? A submarine

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How do you describe a funny man on stilts? Stand up comedy

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roses are red violets are blue im colorblind how about you

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If a quiz is a quizical then what is a test? an Exam.

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Whats the next Line? YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH....

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Yo' mama's such a hoe she got arrested last week for prostitution charges!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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