- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What killed the name cool? Coolio

What do you call it when you lend money to a bison? Unitelligent, because bison do not have the ability to purchase things with money so it will most likely just eat the money.

Don't you sometime just want to chop of your toes and stomp around to prove to the so called 'experts' that it is possible for a person to walk without toes? . . . . . . me neither

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What did Madeline McCann get for Christmas? Nothing she's dead.

Wy did the chicken?

What really puts a kick into both my life and the lives of others around me? My leg(s) of which recieves messages from a sophisticated bundle of "wires" in my cranium that enables it to act at all.

Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

O'Malley, an Irishman; Adam, a Jew; and Patrick, a gay man, walk into a bar. Oh crap. I just outed Patrick.

Whats worse than dying? Nothing.....?

What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a Jew? The Bucket.

what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

Why did the homeless man get a house key cut? He didn't he's homeless.

Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

What did the serial killer eat for breakfast? You.

How can you tell if a substance is an acid or a base just by looking at it? You can't. pH or Litmus paper would be necessary in order to determine whether a substance is an acid or a base.

Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they smell bad and are ugly.

Why did the little kid fall off the rollercoaster? His dad threw him off.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible

You're so ugly you got rejected from the zoo.

What's the difference between a cow and a fat person. Nothing

What's harder nailing 10 babies to 1 tree... Or nailing 1 baby to 10 trees???

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