Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:He didn't he was tortured then killed and turned into a sandwich that you can buy for the price of $1.00

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I like dogs. Lots of dogs. Meow.

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What's that in the road.... a-head?

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Five men walk into a bar. The bartender says, more taste or less? None of them care.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you thro them

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roses are head mydick is blue i live in somolia and i killed all the jews

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why did the the chicken cross the road? because some sad,board people wanted to make a joke

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He found out his family was killed in a terrorist attack.

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Why do you put a baby in a blender face up? To see the expression on its face

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What did Frankenstein say to Dracula? Hey, that's a nice cape.

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When adolf hitler went to the chippy, He ordered a bock wurst. Later, he ate the whole thing and said he wants another.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

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Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

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Your Momma's so ugly, she went to the grocery store, and went she got out of her car, people said, "You're ugly."

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What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

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1 fish 2 fish red fish wait why is the fish red , oh I forgot I killed it

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What do squirrels and Justin bieber have in common? Everything.

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Two gays walk into a bar, they are then kicked out by the homophobic owner.

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Selena Gomez

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what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

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What is 0% sugar, 100% pure, 150% hyperbole, 90% bug-free, has 4815162342 lines of code, autonomous, is awesome, bigger than a breadbox, bread is pain, is bringin' home the bacon, classy, doesn't use the U-word, deja vu, deja vu (oh wait a moment), does barrel rolls doesn't avoid double negatives, doesn't bother with clones, Engage!, Enhanced!, Euclidean!, Excitement!, Exploding creepers, Finally complete!, finger-licking, full of stars, funky LOL, GOTY, Give Us Gordon, Indev, Ingots, and has an End? Minecraft!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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