- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

What did the cow say right before he was slaughtered and later to be sold? Nothing cows dont talk they can create a sound that most people describe as MOO though.

The Cubs are going to win the world series this year

What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

Human: "Panda get off that slide! Your a panda, you don't understand gravity!" Panda: g=9.81 m/s squared. Human: Oh, I see, carry on.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

Two men walk into a bar. You think the second man would have seen it.

why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

why did the little girl drown? because she was left unsupervized and had never properly learned to swim. she also had no arms and cancer.

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

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