Why was the man called Big Larry? His name was Larry and he was morbidly obese.

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Q: Whats the difference between nude pics and your mom? A: I can wackk off to nude pics

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"Have you ever seen a blacksmith?" "No." "Me neither."

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my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

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Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

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whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

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What did the boy say to the ghost wearing a banana outfit? Holy crap! A ghost!

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I was watching this movie..... its over now.

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Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

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A little girl had a sleepover with her friends. They watched a movie, then went to bed at a reasonable time. /

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A blonde walks into a bar. She just graduated university and thought she would celebrate with a beer.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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There was a man sinking in quick sand. He looked in the sky and said, "God, if you spare my life, I'll be a great person and believe in you all my life." He died.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it most likely saw a shiny object and wanted to play with it. Luckily there was no cars passing at the time but the parents should be more careful to keep thier child in sight and away from peril. That and the baby found a small piece of glass that could be harmful to it....

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A man walks into work and massacres 20 due to a mental illness.

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how do you scare a mexican? You dress up as a bar of soap.

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How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

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What is a five letter word that sounds just like trucks? Vroom

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EGGPLANT

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what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A fast car that's painted red and green...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

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What did the blind football player say to his coach? I cant see

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Do you have emotional issues, ever have a really bad day and just wanna talk call this number (402-314-5287) < N1GGER

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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