whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

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A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

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womens rights

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Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

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What's the difference between a pen and a tiger? Believe it or not they are both not a cantaloupe.

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What's brown and sticky? Turtle excrement.

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your going to die

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what do you call a grown man who sticks food up his nose? retarded

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What did the booger say the other booger? "Is he picking on you again"

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Q:What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A:I like your shoelaces!

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The skeleton walks into a bar. Everyone is confused and leaves.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was pursuing his dream of becoming the world's best circus clown, which six developed a fear of in a tragic circus accident which occured in his childhood. Therefore, six was afraid of seven.

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Meow.

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Why did the fish swim away from the boat when the fishermen put him back in the water? Because he obviously wasn't gonna get back in the boat.

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Hey guess what! We're birthday buddies! May 3rd.. Yeah that's why you should give me 5 bucks.

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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A girl and a boy where sitting on a couch together. The boy told the girl politly that she hass gained a significant amount of weight and should lose it. She then pulled out a candy bar in her back pocket and shoved it down his throat, to which he suffocated, because she was on her period when to comment was made.

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There's a plane with 5000 bricks in it, one falls out. How many bricks are on the plane now? 4999 How do you get an elephant in the fridge? U open the fridge,put the elephant in and close the fridge. How do you get a deer in the fridge? Open the fridge, take the elephant out and close the fridge. A lion is trowing a party and the whole animal kingdom shows up, what animal isn't there? The deer cause he's still in the fridge. A little old lady is walking threw an alligator and snake invested swamp. *The snakes and alligators eat her (wrong answer) The brick falls on her head

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What is green and looks like Grass? A painting of grass

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Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

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What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

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Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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