Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

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When you are swimming across the ocean, and you lose your wheels, what's the difference between a duck? ... Because bananas have no bones.

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A Brunette a ginger and a blonde were getting their hair done? WHich side of the bus did they sit on? Why did i put a question mark on the first part?

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whats worse then girls playing sport ? girls cutting grass

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Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

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your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

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Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

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Why did the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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Spotto

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What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

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What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? You don't call him anything... You call for help.

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Q: What did Yoda do at the end of star wars when he lost his light saber? A: He asked the prop guy if he had any more and he happened to have another and they went on with making the great film many still love today.

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What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face", the horse said nothing; because it is a horse.

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why didn't little johnny show up to school on friday? little johnny died two months ago from cancer. he hasn't been to school in a year.

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What's black and blue and hates anal? The twelve year old in my trunk

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What did one pile of dirt say to the other pile of dirt?? You're dirty

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. She's already been told twice.

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who is mark

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if you watched wife-swap years ago, you'll remember that one family that bought anything they could because they didnt have to pay till 12-21-12 because they thought the world would end LOL FUN FAMILY NOW HUH

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What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

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Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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