what did the women say when she found out that superman was clark kent. i know that you are superman clark kent.

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A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump!

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Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

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What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

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A cup of ranch walks into a lemon

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You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

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What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

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Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

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What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

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Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

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Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

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Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

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How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

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roses are red, bitches are blue close your damn legs and use a condom too.

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Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

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A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

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why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

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The knocking didn’t cease. It grew harder as the voice grew louder. “Let me in! Let me in! LET ME IN!” The knocking grew so fierce it could have shattered the door. Tears leaked from her eyes. “What do I do,” she thought “should I open the door?” The knocking was more than she could bear. “I know you’re in there, Kat.” it said. Her stomach twisted, her breath caught in her throat, and tears now streamed down her face. “Go away!” she shouted finally. “Let me in!” it screamed in response. “Leave me alone!” she cried. The voice and the knocking echoed in her head, making her more nauseous than before. Reaching for the lock hesitantly, she sucked up her tears and held her breath, unlocking the door and throwing it open. Nothing was there. The tree stood in the yard unmoving, no wind. Nothing. She shut the door, shaking in fear. With the click of the lock, the room grew cold. Goose-bumps covered her skin. “Thank you for letting me in.” a voice whispered behind her.

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