"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

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Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

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What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

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Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, there is no way to accurately estimate this number being that 1.woodchucks in fact do not chuck wood and 2. there is no time frame given for said action to take place

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what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

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Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To eat it of course

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

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Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

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A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

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Get in the car.

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hey

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4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

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There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

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Why did the pirate say to the donkey? Rrrrrrrrrrr you a donkey?

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poop

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I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

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How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

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What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

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Why do you always find a dead baby in the last place you look? Because once you've found it, you stop looking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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