1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I got to go now Gonna take a poo.

yolo mother f-uckaaaa

What did the football coach say to fire up his team? Nothing. He was not legally allowed to say anything to his team as they were being locked out by the coach's boss, the owner of the team and anything that he said to them could lose him his job.

Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left... So they take the left and enjoy themselves at the place many considered the most wonderful place in the world.

Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

What is 0+0? 0, I am not dumb

What did the farmer say to the woodchucks chucking his wood? Excuse me, not to be rude but i worked very hard splitting and stacking that wood and would appreciate it if you would stop throwing it in the water.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

What do you call a fish that isn't moving? Dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is blue too

What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

How did the fat woman survive the car accident? She had on her seat belt.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

Why did the man bring the computer to the doctor because it had a virus

knock knock Come in!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at rhyming Refridgerator

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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