why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

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If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

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What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

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Cripples are lame.

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Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None.

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What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

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How do you make a chicken fly? Throw it

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What did the fat man with scissors do? Cut off the foreskin of your penis.

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Whats horny and big A dick minus the big part!

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Q: what is long hard and full of seamen A: a submarine

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why did the cute baby start crying?? because its feet were eaten by rats.

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Why did the penguin die? due to an increase in the quantity of greenhouse gases that are being released into the atmosphere, global warming is on the rise. So the penguin died because his home melted.

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What did the white man say to the black man that was very interested in the story he had to tell? Cool Story bro, tell it again!

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a terrible and painful death on impact.

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How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Ze Gestapo!

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A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

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Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

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a man walks into a bar... it was a crow-bar

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What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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Where do cows go for entertainment? Nowhere, most are slaughtered, processed, and eaten by humans.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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