- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? There is no best time, it is based on personal opinion and depending whether or not you have a conflicting schedule

Why did my brother drive the speed limit? Because it's the law

Whats very large and produces alot of seamen. The US navy

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

Three guys went barhopping. One slipped and broke his dick.

was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

Roses are red, Violets are green, get in my bed, if you know what I mean.

How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

What's black and blue and hates anal? The twelve year old in my trunk

Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

Nicholas Salek did not write the message below. It was a joke one of his mates played!!

How did the snail travel around the world without any help from a transportation device? Sadly, it didn't. The snail is incapable of this kind of long distance travel due to it's small size, lack of speed and short lifespan.

Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

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