how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

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What do you call a snail driving a boat? An accident waiting to happen.

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What's worse then finding a finger in your Chili? Getting Mollested by a Pterodactyl.

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Where do you go when your friends called you spoiled? Africa.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know I'm not a mind reader.

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ask me if im a house are you a house? no

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there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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Did you hear about the man who thought his wife was trying to kill him? He's dead.

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What is white and is sometimes drunk? Milk.

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When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world as they wonder how you did it

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A drunken man grabbed a gun and shot his entire family to death. Luckily, a even drunker man had shot them moments before, so it really only served to ruin the perfectly good wall behind them with bullet holes.

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what do you call a grown man who sticks food up his nose? retarded

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what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

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your mum

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YOUIR MAMA IS SO UGLY THAT SHE MIGHT WANT TO LOOK INTO PLASTIC SURGERY TO BETTER HER APPEARENCE

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown glue

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Ebola

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Why did Frank go to the doctor? He had a bad case of the ebeyjeebes.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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What are vampires favorite drink? Vampires aren't real.

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why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

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A man knocks on a wooden door. A woman says who is it?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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