What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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UNICORNZ R PURPUL

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Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

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What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

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why did Mary fall off the swing? cuz she had no arms ------------------- knock,knock who's there? not Mary

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A black guy walks into a bar... *3 hours later* He walks out...

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How many Asians did it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1 Asians are just like every one else

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What did Helen Keller name her children? Nothing, since she didn't have any.

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Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

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Whats white and sticky and falls from the sky? The Cumming of the lord

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A dolphin walks into a bar. Dolphins do not have legs therefore this is physically impossible.

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Why did the cow cross the road? He was in the moooooooood.

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Congress back then: No sooner had I ended this prayer than a pederast farted on my right. "Hah! a good omen," said I, and prostrated myself; then I burst open the door by a vigorous push with my arse, and, opening my mouth to the utmost, shouted, "Senators, I wanted you to be the first to hear the good news; since the war broke out, I have never seen anchovies at a lower price!"

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A black man walks into a bar and says, "ouch."

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What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

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How do you cripple a fireman? You push him down the stairs.

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I farted!!!!! t'was smelly??????? I LIKE CRABS! #tomato problems

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Hello, I'm David and I just stabbed my aunt in the eye. Just kidding, my name isn't David. That was an Aunt Eye(anti) joke.

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A horse walks into a bar. Being unable to comprehend human emotion, he shits all over the floor.

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obama

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Five men walk into a bar. The bartender says, more taste or less? None of them care.

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Cry me a river. then try and build a bridge, fail, and walk away frustrated

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because seven, eight, nine.

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This guy goes to the ball game. He waits in line at the concession stand and gets a footlong hot dog and a giant orange soda. Then he makes his way around to his section of the stadium, and works his way to his seat, which is in the center of the row. Right when he's about to take a bite of his hot dog, when he hears someone in the seats way up behind him yell "Hey! Mike!" He sets down his hot dog, and sets down his giant orange drink, stands up and turns around, scanning the crowd. Eventually he sits back down. He picks up his hot dog, picks up his giant orange drink, and is just about to take a bike when he hears it again, someone way up behind him yelling "Hey! Mike!". So, he sets down his hot dog, sets down his giant orange drink, stands up, turns around, and scans the hundreds of faces in the seats behind him. After a while, he sits back down. Then, right when he's about to bite into his hot dog, he hears someone behind him yelling "Mike! Hey, Mike!" He sets down his hot dog, sets down his giant orange drink, stands up, turns around, cups his hands around his mouth and yells as loud as he can, "My name's not Mike!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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