A dog walks into a saloon and says "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw." The patrons are afraid of the talking dog.

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Yo momma's so poor, that when she went to the soup kitchen, she got food.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I thought I was ugly But then I met you

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what do you call a man with no legs? disabled.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. (Don't ask me how that's possible, just go with it) As the bartender is pouring it, he asks "Why the long face?" The horse responds "My son died of cancer this morning..."

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My penis is so big that some women find it uncomfortable.

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Did you hear about the guy who fell out of the stands at the ranger game? He died.

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What has two wheels and a handle bar? A bike.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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did you hear about the man who crossed the road? he made it.

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What did the lawyer say to a lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Why did the man die? Because he was unpopular and someone killed him with a gun. He is now dead. RIP.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted. You're adopt...wait what?

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? What's up

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kieran scott has a huge back

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Mike tyson

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Cleveland winning something

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what do you call a black man drinking cool-aid? thirsty.

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What's red, hairy, and squishy? Helen Keller in a blender.

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Where did a homeless man find his easter eggs? In the bin.

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How do you blindfold and Asian? By using a sturdy bandanna, cloth, any other object to avert ones view.

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colby doesnt shave

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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You're Adopted.

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Anti Joke

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