- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

How can you shed 10 pounds in one day? Get your legs amputed.

your mom died.

What do you call a hard working black man? A hard working black man.

fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair so fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he? yes

irish wristwatch JLR

What did the farmer say to the woodchucks chucking his wood? Excuse me, not to be rude but i worked very hard splitting and stacking that wood and would appreciate it if you would stop throwing it in the water.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off and his body was never recovered. Repeat then handled the funeral planning.

Who were the fastest readers of all time? The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

What's the best part of having sex with a twelve year old? Watching them cry when they prosecute against you.

Whats worse than malaria? Dying from it.

Billy Cundiff.

Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

How did the man with no arms or legs cross the street? He didn't.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

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