Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

4 on three... 1, 2, 3, 4!

thumb_up thumb_down +11

What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

thumb_up thumb_down +11

why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Knock knock Who's there? Carrot Carrot who? Carrot in the tree house, cause it's orange.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

thumb_up thumb_down +11

why was the kid sad? his fish died. he had to flush it down the toilet.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

thumb_up thumb_down +11

A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Why did the dog eat poop?

thumb_up thumb_down +11

yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Q: Why can't Helen Keller have a baby? A: Because she is dead. ...I IS HORNY!

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

thumb_up thumb_down +9

An Indian man left a 20% tip after eating at the closest restaurant to him

thumb_up thumb_down +9

what do you do when a dog bites your ear off? you see that you are bleeding then you scream.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

How many cows does it take to put in a lightbulb? Well, you see, it depends how many cows it takes to put in a lightbulb.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops