Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

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Why did kurt cobain kill himself? He was experiencing heavy depression

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What is a five letter word that sounds just like trucks? Vroom

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EGGPLANT

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what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

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Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

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Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

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What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

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If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

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What is the most dangerous day of the week to leave the house? Garbage day. Moral: Or rather GAAAAAAAAAARBAAAAAGE DAAAAAAAAAAAAY! *BANG BANG BANG* >:D

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i used to be gay. now i am bisexual.

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go up to some one and say "i told you it would happen" with a straight face and walk away. it should cause a LOT of confusion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Idk

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

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Roses are red, But ravens are black, please go to China, and never come back!

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you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

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Why really answer a question when you can just respond, "because you touch yourself." For example, Q: Why did fluffy die? A: Because you touch yourself.

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Do you want to know a funny joke Answer- Kieran Reynolds HAHAHAHAHA This is not Daniel Lesiak

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What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

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Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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