what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

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Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

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Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

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theres a giant burning orb in the sky and it can burn your flesh, it can give you diseases, it can kill you, looking directly at it causes physical pain, and we all think this is okay. we like this orb. we like to go outside and lie around on our backs when this orb is in the sky. children draw cute pictures of this levitating death orb with a smiley face on it. what is wrong with us

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

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Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

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How do you murder a blonde? You drop a bull dozer on her filled with 2 bulls, 100 wasps and a rabbit squirrel.

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What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

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Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

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A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

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drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

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What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

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Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

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Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

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Spell: “This word”

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A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

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So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

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What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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