What did the foot say to the other foot? Nothing, because they are feet.

Why did the chicken refuse to cross the road? Yo dawg, dat chicken saw dat hoe Sally crossin da road, dat biatch got hit wit a fridge. Dat chicken was like "hell naw, yall must be trippin, i aint finna die over dat shiet homie, peace!"

A mans opinion.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Me.

One day, John ate some food. He quickly realized he had an upsetting feeling in his stomach, so he stopped eating food and used the restroom. Then he drew a picture.

Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

What do you call a flying jew? Smoke.

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How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

Wanna here a joke? Canadians.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

Dogs in my home.

Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

Today is May 18 2016.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

Chuck Norris' punch is so powerful that is falls on the downward slope of the bell curve for punch force of adult males.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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