- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there was a blind kid and a man wearing a WWJD & Livstrong bracelet touched his eyes and he could see. He wasn't used to the light and walked into traffic and died instantly.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

What did the one horse say to the other. Nothing because horses can't talk.

If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

Knock Knock Who's There? The Police The Police Who? Uhm, Ma'am your son just died in a car wreck

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

INSULT- You've got a photographic memory, but the lens cap is on. INSULT- Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic INSULT- I heard you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork. From- Insults and Putdowns lite

What does a Jewish Santa Clause say? This scenario is highly improbable as Jews celebrate Hanukkah and not Christmas.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple whilst you're in a bar after finding out you have cancer when you visited your families grave? Having a refrigerator thrown at you by an aids infected monkey with no arms or legs.

why did the blind man crash his car? he had down syndrome.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? Sitting on a black man is just plain rude.

Why did Helen Keller always ride in the passenger seat? so she could SUCK THE DRIVERS D!CK!!!!!!!!!

A man walks into work and massacres 20 due to a mental illness.

Obama getting elected in 2012.

Why Can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

four little monkeys jumping on the bed... one fell of and bumped his head... mama called the doctor and the doctor said... im calling child protection services.

What does Chuck Noris have under his beard? A chin

a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

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If you are riding on a broomstick and it breaks in the middle of the ocean... How many pieces of toast does it take to fill a light house? Purple, because Oranges cannot fly.

You know what's funny? A bucket full of dead babies. Do you know what's funnier? The last one is still alive and crying.

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