Why did the chicken cross the road? It was free-range.

Why did Osama bin laden plan 9/11? Same reason Justin bieber was born....

Barbara Streisand

Q. Why did the boy get so fat? A. From playing Pokemon Pearl Edition

why did the ginger get made fun of? because he had red hair

Why did the black man die? A white man killed him. He was a member of the KKK.

five high school freshmen get into a car on a Friday.They are too busy looking forward to the weekend that they speed into oncoming traffic and all die in a horrible collision.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she get up? She had no legs. *Knock knock* Who's there? Not Suzie.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

im gonna sue mcdonalds i asked for a hamburger and it was a beef burger -_-

Why was the young black boy kicked out of his classroom? Because the manner of his actions were inexcusable.

what do you call three kkk guys in your house ghost busters

Q: Why did the cow cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Why could the woman not play the game monopoly? Because she did not own the game monopoly

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

Justin Bieber is having sex with a girl. He then awakes from this horrible nightmare.

Why was the Asian so good at ping-pong? Disciprine.

A priest, an iman, a rabbi, a bishop and a Dalai Lama walk into a bar. Because they were of different faiths, racial slurs were thrown back and forth until they all left. They spent the rest of the night and most of the following day unhappy.

Whats the next Line? YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH....

What is 2 + 2? 3 LOL

Im good at other things... ...like giving handshakes

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

What has two legs and can't walk. Someone thats paralyzed!

Anti Joke

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