- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.

How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

religion.

"life is like a box of chocolates", except you cant eat life and hocolate doesnt rain on you.

What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a beer, drinks it and walks out.

Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

Why did the chicken cross the street? I would rather live in a world a chicken's motives would not be questioned.

Lol! Why you wanna know?

Land Rovers

spell backwards: taco cat

Anything involving women..

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it with an axe.

"I like my women like I like my spare tires, in the trunk of my car." -Paul Alangadan

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? An Xbox 360.

Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

Knock Knock Who's There? The Police The Police Who? Uhm, Ma'am your son just died in a car wreck

what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

knock, knock! No answer, they probably can't hear you, use the doorbell.

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