a man texted his wife saying "hey sexy, how was your day?(;" unfortunately, she never replied because she got in a cr accident and died from texting while driving.

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A guy walks into a bar. Yep.. that's it.

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Why did the man burn all the children? He was a psychopath.

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I like my coffee the same way I like my woman with big tits I lied about the woman

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Why did the black person got to Wal-mart? Wal-mart has relatively low prices

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what does a pickle and a computer have in common? ... they both have a mouse.

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Two tigers, walking down Oxford St. One turns to the other & says, "Quiet for a Saturday, don't you think?"

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A elementary school child was waiting at the bus stop for the bus to come. All of the sudden, the bus comes around the corner, pulls up, stops and he gets in.

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What's brown and sticky? Anal rape

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What did the homosexual find when he proceeded to his mailbox? His mail.

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What did the athletic white boy say to the aids carrying African boy? Ha.

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There are two types of people in the world: humans

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What did Aaron Pfeifer say to Zach Faller ? Yee

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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You might be a Redneck...if your job requires you to work long hours out in the sun and you do not take advantage of sunscreen.

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Holocaust jokes are not funny. My Grandpa died in the Holocaust... He fell off of the guard tower.

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Want to hear a joke? Jokes are not allowed on this site. Only anti-jokes.

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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"Penis, penis, penis..." says Chase. That is all he likes and he fondles horse testes.

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What do men and women have in common? They're both respected members of society, besides women.

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What did the mexican get for his brthday? A potatoe

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how many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? well it depends on the size of the bathtub - and the size of the babies, for sure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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