Paul and Steve, Siamese twins attached at the head, come to a fork in the road they are traveling. Paul wants to go left, while Steve wants to go right. They pause for a moment to figure out which direction would be the best choice for the both of them. They decide to go Paul's way, and as they continue to travel in silence, they try to imagine what life as a self-reliant individual would be like.

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Two men walked into a bar. The third transformed into a duck and flew away.

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one was there. It was two birds flew into the door and died.

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A genie came out of a lamp explain?

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Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

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knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

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Why did the plane crash? There was a horrible mechanical error that caused the main engines to fail.

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How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

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Why did the child laugh at the anti-joke? Because it was funny

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A. Hey.. B. Hi

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YOLO MAH BROLO

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What is the difference between a rock and a pencil? Your Mom.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

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Me: I have a great knock knock joke but you have to start it off. You: Knock knock Me: who's there? You: silence as the person is confused as what's going on

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What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

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Q: What did the chinese man say to the other Chinese man? A: I don't know, I don't sneak Chinese

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What's the difference between Google Chrome and Bing? Not much. They are both very reliable and informative internet browsers.

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Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

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women have rights

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the cast of the jersey shore

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A dog goes to his food bowl. He eats his dinner.

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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Q. why was Martin Luther King assassinated? A. he wasn't his son was

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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