Why must you never cross an elephant with a human being? It is impossible anyway.

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american government

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A schizophrenic man walks into a bar. He has split personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

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A dyslexic boy is writing an essay. Luckily, his disease is mild and he does not misspell anything.

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Christopher Reeve walks into a room.

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What happens when you drop the soap in Prison? You pick it back up and go about your business.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A black man is a human, with feelings, living cells and a loving and devoted family, while a park bench is made from wood and metal and used purely for people to sit on. In parks.

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A black guy and Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building at the EXACT same time. Who dies first? Who cares?!

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Why do black people log onto blackpeoplemeet.com? To meet black people.

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up your butt with a cocunut up butt cocunut

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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''thanks for giving me back the money i lent you david''-said nobody

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Who's there? Knock Knock.

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What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night? Cot death.

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What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

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i did your mom......a favor. by making you......... a sandwhich. i rubbed her pussy.........cat. she saw my dick.........tionary. I slapped her ass...........what i did.

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What's black and blue and red all over? A baby right after I kill it

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why did the man tell a joke? to make people laugh

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If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

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Why should you be concerned when you see a mexican riding a bike? because he probably wasnt wearing a helmet

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I like my women like I like my coffee, I don't like coffee.

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Anti Joke

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