Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

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Why did the guy not pet the dog? He was allergic.

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A socialist, a Muslim, and an illegal immigrant walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for you Mr.President

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Who has downs this joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 42

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what do you call a man with three eyes and eleven fingers? his name

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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What doesnt have arms and legs? A brick.

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Q: who's Snow White's brother A: egg white Get the yolk!

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whats woorse then being stupid? kaelynn... aka big head

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A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

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what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

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when do you know your a BOSS................ when you get a promotion

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A black baby dies and goes to Heaven. When god put wings on him the baby sais, "Ahh gee god am I an angel?" Then god sais, "Nahh nigga you a bat."

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Why must you never cross an elephant with a human being? It is impossible anyway.

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Q: What's different about a boy and a girl? A: Nothing. There used to be a notable difference but nowadays you have to strain in order to tell them apart.

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Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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a man walks into a bar....... thats it.

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Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

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I went river dancing once. I fell in

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What's harder than a rock? The dead baby in my freezer.

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Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

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Remember when the whole country was sad because Marget Thatcher died? No, me neither.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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